So..you wanna ascend outta here?

I've been thinking about this whole ascension thingy lately...and well, I am not interested in leaving the planet just yet!! I am here because I want to usher in the New Age...not split. I can think of a million things I wish to experience. You do know that when you ascend you can't eat, make love, touch, smell, talk, sing, dance, run, slide, jump,meander, be, spit, fart, scream, laugh, tickle, pickle, drive, drive fast, leap, lope, loop, poop, peep, sleep, stare, wear, dare, be bare, stretch, scratch, yawn, dawn, surf, squeeze, squat, lift, loft, lilt, leverage, lumber, slumber, slip, dip, skip, stub, flub, flounder, forget, for stall, forsake, foreplay, replay, reset, redo, research, reclaim, regret, sublet, succumb, be dumb, be cool, be neat, bequest, be late, be early, be surly, be known, be shown, have grown, have flowers, take showers, take time, take shots, take money for slots, go here, go there, wait here, wait there, win money, lick honey, pet bunny, be funny, be sunny, be wanted, be loved, be needed, be dazzled, be mellow, eat Jello, meet Mello, get busy......yeah.....like the man said " Get busy dying or get busy livin' " When this whole thing is over and we are finally on the path to One With Source...I'll still be around...loving Gaia and getting loved by her right back. So...what do you think? Are you ready to leave? Learned all there is to learn have you? Done? If so, I bless you and will talk with you in my dreams. If not, I know a park where we can just lay back and let the Sun warm your bones while the birds and bees and little kid's knees share God's grace. After all...isn't that why we came here anyway?